A Straightforward Wedding Speech by the Groom -- Wedding Toasts Roasts

A Straightforward Wedding Speech by the GroomIve put a bit of a speech in concert today, but after the previous speaker put us all to sleep Ill try to make mine a bit more kindle and entertaining. Sorry only joking. On behalf of my beautiful wife and I, we would like to thank you all for coming along, and sharing this very special day with us. And a Brobdingnagian thank you for the wonderful presents.I would like everybody here, especially my wife, to know how lucky and proud I am to be standing here today communicate to you as her husband. She is beautiful, caring, intelligent. charming and (pause) ... Whats that?... I cant read your writing darlingSeriously though, I am overwhelmed at how beautiful she looks, and cant believe how privileged I am that she has become my wife. ...